Here's an important message from the COPPER STILL MAN:
"PLEASE DO NOT BUY
AN IMPORTED CHINESE PRODUCT
OR AN INFERIOR STAINLESS STEEL STILL.
DO YOURSELF A REAL FAVOUR
AND BUY A
GENUINE, HAND CRAFTED
AUSTRALIAN MADE
COPPER STILL!"
ITS ONLY PROPER IF ITS COPPER!
READ ON FOR THE FACTS!
and learn why THIS is the ONLY still you should consider
FIRST UP...
THIS THING WILL SAVE YOU A
FLAMING FORTUNE!
and will NEVER wear out!
IT WILL PAY FOR ITSELF IN SAVINGS
THE FIRST TIME YOU USE IT!
BUY IT NOW AND YOU WILL
SAVE $$$ ON THE USUAL PRICE!!!!
DONT MISS OUT - I CANT KEEP DOING THEM THIS CHEAP FOREVER!
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SOMETIMES I THINK
I MUST BE DERANGED
FOR SELLING THESE SO CHEAP.
THERE IS A MASSIVE AMOUNT OF WORK
THAT GOES INTO BUILDING QUALITY PRODUCTS
BUT I ENJOY DOING IT
AND I LIKE PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO DISTIL
SO BE QUICK - BEFORE I REGAIN MY RIGHT MIND
AND CHARGE A PROPER PRICE
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READ THE FEEDBACK
AND YOU WILL KNOW YOU ARE BUYING THE
BEST STILL
FROM THE
RIGHT BLOKE
&
Join the
MANY
HAPPY HUNDREDS
Who already have!
MY SELLER'S FEEDBACK IS ONLY FOR STILLS -
EXACTLY THE SAME AS THIS ONE THAT YOU ARE LOOKING AT
NOT UNRELATED CRAP & 50 CENT GROMMETS TO PAD THE FIGURES.
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THIS
REFLUX ETHANOL ALCOHOL
MOONSHINE STILL
IS A SOLID, QUALITY BUILD that will
LAST A LIFETIME
IT WON’T WEAR OUT
(Unlike your liver so be wise)
These units are personally hand crafted by the
CRANKY OLD BLOKE
Who has been involved in still making since the 1970s
(that's 40 YEARS!)
THEY ARE NOT MASS PRODUCED
Each unit is a work of art,
built to the highest standard and come with the
GENUINE COPPER STILL MAN’S
LIFETIME WARRANTY
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VERY PROUDLY
MADE IN AUSTRALIA
The Copper Still Man is an OLD SCHOOL PATRIOT
and does not believe in selling out our GREAT NATION
through buying imported goods.
OUR GOVERNMENT AND BIG BUSINESSES
ARE DOING A GOOD ENOUGH JOB AT SELLING US OUT
YOU DON'T HAVE TO HELP THEM
DO NOT BETRAY AUSTRALIA BY BUYING IMPORTED GOODS
WHEN THERE IS QUALITY AUSSIE GEAR AVAILABLE
BUY A PROPER ONE, BUY A COPPER ONE
and keep your money in Australia!
SUPPORT AUSSIE MANUFACTURERS!
DON'T BUY SOME IMPORTED PIECE OF DUNG THAT
LOOKS LIKE A CHEAP KETTLE
OR A DEFECTIVE DALEK.
SERIOUSLY, LOOK AT SOME OF THEM, THEY LOOK LIKE
A COOKING POT FROM CHEAP PETE'S
WITH A BIT OF COPPER COIL IN IT.
I SAW ONE WITH THE AUSSIE FLAG IN THE AD
BUT THE KETTLE HAD A STICKER WITH CHINESE WRITING ON IT.
THEY FORGOT TO TAKE THE STICKER OFF
BEFORE CLAIMING IT WAS AUSTRALIAN.
WHAT A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS!
DON'T FALL FOR IT
CHEAP IMPORTED STILLS ARE NASTY!
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AS SAID BEFORE
THESE STILLS ARE
BUILT TO LAST
THESE UNITS ARE PURPOSELY
OVER ENGINEERED
TO ENSURE GENERATIONS OF
RELIABLE SERVICE
THEY WILL NOT WEAR OUT IN YOUR
LIFE TIME!
100% AUSTRALIAN MADE
100% AUSTRALIAN COPPER
NOW RECOMMENDED BY 10 OUT OF 10 NED KELLIES.
(see pic for Ned's endorsement an approval)
ARE YOU
new to the world of distillation?
– FEAR NOT! –
HELPING PEOPLE GET STARTED IS PART OF THE DEAL
Full back up and support is offered by email or phone
its EASY
its FUN
and
FULL INSTRUCTIONS ARE INCLUDED
they include
EXCELLENT PICTURES
and are so easy to follow that even a
brain damaged wineo
could easily understand them
and get better than "store bought" end product results!
CHECK OUT THE FEEDBACK, ITS ALL GOOD!
The COPPER STILL MAN says:
“I am committed to helping you become expert”
and he means it!
TESTIMONIAL:
BENNO FROM WOLLONGONG SAID:
"DISTILLATION IS SIMPLE AND EASY!
ITS NOT BRAIN SCIENCE OR ROCKET SURGERY
ITS MUCH EASIER THAN DOING HOME BREW BEER
YOU JUST NEED A SIMPLE, NO B.S. APPROACH
AND THE COPPER STILL MAN GIVES YOU THAT!"
WITH THIS UNIT YOU CAN
make GROG for around $2 a bottle
Distil essential oils
Purify water
Make eucalyptus oil from gum leaves
Make rose oil from rose petals
Make environmentally friendly mower fuel
Improve your social life
Get ready for Christmas
Offset rising cost of living
Make whoopee water
just make sure what ever you want to do is legal
TESTIMONIAL:
ALICE FROM NEATH NSW SAID:
"I'VE SAVED A FORTUNE BY MAKING MY OWN
"CLEANING FLUID" JUST LIKE THE COPPER STILL MAN SAID!"
This is a
- SUPERIOR QUALITY – HAND MADE –
COPPER REFLUX STILL
for
HALF THE PRICE
of the STORE BOUGHT MODELS
HERE IS A FACT
COPPER STILLS ARE
BY FAR
THE BEST FOR PRODUCING THE
BEST ETHANOL
THAT’S BECAUSE OF THE REACTION THAT OCCURS BETWEEN
THE COPPER AND THE ETHANOL
WHICH REMOVES THE HARSH TASTES.
MY COPPER STILL IS DELIBERATELY MADE THICK AND HEAVY
SO IT WON'T WEAR OUT – SEE ABOVE ABOUT THAT.
YOU'LL BE LONG GONE BEFORE THIS THING WEARS OUT.
SO
DON’T BE FOOLED!
A STAINLESS STEEL TOWER
WITH A BIT OF COPPER GAUZE SHOVED UP ITS BUM
IS NOT THE SAME AS A
PROPER 100%
COPPER STILL
COPPER ALL THE WAY IS THE ONLY WAY GO
AND
This is the reason why
ONLY 100% COPPER STILLS
ARE USED BY ALL THE BIG NAMES
IN COMMERCIAL DISTILLATION
Like JackDaniels, JimBeam & JohnnyWalker.
It's not because they haven't heard of stainless steel
it's because
COPPER STILLS RULE!
and ALWAYS will
OK!
This unit is capable of producing up to
96% ETHANOL
Which is as good as it gets
AND
USES BUGGER ALL WATER
DOING IT!
WHICH MEANS THERE IS NO POINT IN RETICULATING WATER
AND MUCKING ABOUT WITH PUMPS AND DRUMS.
RETICULATING WATER THROUGH A WHEELIE BIN
IS A WASTE OF TIME, MONEY AND EFFORT
HERE’S WHY
IT ONLY TAKES AROUND 300 LITRES OF WATER TO COOL THE STILL EACH TIME YOU USE IT
THAT MAY SOUND LIKE A LOT OF WATER BUT ITS NOT!
ITS ONLY ABOUT 2 BATH TUBS FULL
TOWN WATER COSTS AROUND $3 PER 1000 LITRES
THEREFORE
YOU WILL USE ONLY ONE DOLLAR'S WORTH OF WATER
EACH TIME YOU RUN YOUR STILL
SO,
WHY SPEND UP TO $200 ON A PUMP AND WHEELIE BIN TO SAVE $1?
YOU WOULD HAVE TO RUN YOUR STILL 200 TIMES JUST TO BREAK EVEN
(AND THAT'S IF YOU USE THE SAME WHEELIE BIN FULL OF WATER EACH TIME!)
I'D BET THE PUMP WOULD BE BUGGERED WELL AND TRULY BY THEN ANYHOW!
RETICULATING WATER IS JUST PLAIN RETARDED
UNLESS YOU ARE ON TANK WATER OR UNLESS YOU LIVE IN A DESERT.
DON'T FALL FOR IT!
JUST LET THE WASTE WATER RUN ONTO THE GARDEN
OR YOUR FAVOURITE TREE AND BE DONE WITH IT
SO DON'T BE FOOLED, THERE IS PLENTY OF WATER ON THE PLANET
AND IT IS CHEAP!
IF YOU REALLY WANT TO SAVE WATER
PUT A BRICK IN YOUR DUNNY CISTERN
AND ONLY FLUSH ONCE A DAY
AND TAKE SHORTER SHOWERS.
THE GENUINE COPPER STILL MAN
COPPER STILL
CAN ALSO BE FITTED WITH THE OPTIONAL
EXTEND-0-TOWER
AS SHOWN IN THE PIC WITH THE CHICK IN THE RED BIKINI.
THIS INCREASES THE OVERALL HEIGHT OF THE TOWER TO OVER 1 METER,
THEREBY DOUBLING THE AMOUNT OF REFLUXING THAT THE PRODUCT
IS SUBJECTED TO MAKING FOR AN EVEN BETTER FINAL RESULT
THIS IS A SERIOUSLY GOOD BIT OF KIT!
THIS COPPER STILL
WORKS GREAT ON TOP OF
STAINLESS STEEL BEER KEGS
(THE BEST WAY TO GO IN THE COPPER STILL MAN'S OPINION)
20 – 30 LITRE URNS
CRAB COOKERS
NOW......
CHECK THIS OUT.........
HERE IS HOW TO
CONVERT YOUR 50 LITRE KEG INTO
THE BEST BOILER IN THE WORLD !
Did you know that you can get a
NO WELDING REQUIRED 2200 watt element
that will transform your keg into the
PERFECT BOILER for about $70?
(just do a google of "2200 watt keg element"
and you will find plenty
Or I may even have a spare one, just ask )
All you need to do is to drill a 32mm hole in the side of the keg
& poke the element through the neck of the keg
after removing the spear,
and pull the cord through the hole you made
and do up the nut, it is as easy as that!
if you have a mate with oxy,
you can braze a $5 bush to the top of the keg that receives
the still head thread and you will be set with the
BEST KIT in the world!
the pic in the description shows the still head on a keg set up as so.
OR,
I HAVE "NO WELDING REQUIRED" KEG ADAPTORS
for a few dollars extra - Just ask .
NOW
BACK TO THE STILL HEAD
DIMENTIONAL & FURTHER DETAILS
The reflux tower is approx 550mm in height
and is made of 32mm diameter copper pipe
The outer body is 50mm copper pipe
The water inlet & outlets are ½” rigid copper
The condenser unit is over 1.2 meters
of mandrel coiled 3/8”annealed copper tube
in a 50mm jacket.
All washers and discs are
precision lathe turned for perfect fit
All joints are silver brazed and or
soldered (LEAD FREE) to ensure strength
and a proper durable seal
PLEASE NOTE :
This auction is for the STILL HEAD UNIT ONLY
and doesn't include the chick in the red bikini.
You got questions?
ASK AWAY
I'M HERE TO HELP
IF YOU MESSAGE ME YOUR NUMBER,
I'LL GIVE YOU A BELL
By bidding you are giving your assurance that you will NOT...
intentionally break any laws, real or imagined
you will not speed in school zones
or drive while sending text messages
you will be kind to old people and small animals
and that you WILL do your best to be
POLITICALLY INCORRECT as often as possible
whilst preserving the
SPIRIT OF NED KELLY
and the BOYS OF EUREKA!
FINAL DISCLAIMER
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IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO BUY AUSTRALIAN
AVOID IMPORTED ITEMS
WHEREVER POSSIBLE!
And
FINALLY....
THE
COPPER STILL MAN
IS A PROUD SUPPORTER
OF THE
COMMANDO WELFARE TRUST
WWW.COMMANDOTRUST.COM
AND YOU SHOULD BE TOO